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Saturday, December 17, 2011
A Bear On Cocaine Is NOT A Bear I Want To Meet…
…but it would STILL be better than a shark on heroin whipping around nunchucks or a python on crystal meth with a butterfly knife.
Thoughts?
WHERE THE @#$% ARE YOU???
It’s Saturday night…the last Saturday before the holidays and since I’m sure most of you are probably throwing back your fifth spiked eggnog (90% spiked/10% eggnog) let’s start off pretty easy:
(1) If you’re out right now, drop a comment and let us know what you’re doing and how you’re REALLY feeling. This site is a “NO BULLSHIT ZONE” so be honest!
(2) Using these pics as your inspiration, let’s see how many of you are feeling “confessionally honest” tonight and willing to post in the “COMMENT” the worst experience you ever had with “The Devil’s Piss.” Remember: confession IS good for the soul. >;-)
Don Hertzfeldt’s REJECTED : Beautifully twisted…
“ My spoon is too big. My SPOON is too big.”
I couldn’t think of a better way to start the marathon then with this…an old gem but a damn fine one.
Enjoy. There will be a quiz later…
Just So We’re Clear…
It’s twenty-four hours so things might start a little slow in the beginning. I figure that sensory overload due to increasing lack of sleep will make the posts more interesting as they go along so please be patient…it will definitely be worth it.
Also, some updates will be coming through the “…BCMD!” blog site and others will be coming through the Twitter feed (@DeliciousCowz) that feeds directly onto this blog site as well as my Facebook page.
PLEASE spread the love and get the word out to anyone who doesn’t get easily offended and/or lives within close “kick-my-ass” proximity to where I am.
PLEASE feel free to suggest things for the site…I’m going to be here for awhile so let’s make this interesting…
THE 24 HOUR "...BCMD" ALL-NIGHT RANDOM POSTING MARATHONAPALOOZAFEST!!!
Two things I want to get off my chest before I start…
(1) Blogs are just a huge form of “mental masturbation” for people who think their every thought is SOOOOOOO damn important.
(2) Anyone who says they don’t like Michael Bolton is a fucking liar.
So why do a blog? I wasn’t sure in the beginning…and I’m not too sure now. What I DO know is that I have a ton of thoughts, feelings and opinions going on in my head every second of the day, and a blog just seemed to be the best way to get that stuff out of my noggin and into some kind of order. And it calms the voices in my head.
That was a joke. I think. Maybe not. Let me talk it over with them and I’ll get back to you.
The mistakes I made in the past with “…BECAUSE COWS MAKE DELICIOUS!” (which will now be “…BCMD!” from this point forward because it fucking annoys even me to write that all the time) had to do with me trying to be “the guy on the outside looking in”…I never really put any of MYSELF into the work and it showed. But that’s about to change…
THE 24 HOUR "...BCMD" ALL-NIGHT RANDOM POSTING MARATHONAPALOOZAFEST!!!
Between 8:00pm tonight and 8:00 pm tomorrow, I’ll be awake and updating this blog through random posts and Twitter updates on a wide range of topics for no other reason than (A) to see if I can do it; and (B) to hopefully keep YOU entertained as I try to make something of this “thing” I’ve created. No topics will be off-limits…including personal stuff…and some of my views may not always mash-up well with your beliefs and values. But that’s cool…because if you don’t agree with something I say or post then LET ME KNOW! This blog is only going to work if YOU stay invested in it, so let me know what you’re thinking, feeling, doing, who you’re doing, how you’re doing it (please use protection) and any yother crazy shit you want to throw my way.
*** TWITTER: DeliciousCowz
*** FACEBOOK: Event Page: THE 24 HOUR "...BCMD" ALL-NIGHT RANDOM POSTING MARATHONAPALOOZAFEST!!!
*** EVERY POST HAS AN AREA FOR YOU TO LEAVE COMMENTS!!!
THIS IS A TEST…A REALLY, REALLY AWESOME TEST….
SIDE NOTE: I’ve heard this song/watched this video EIGHT TIMES and I STILL can’t tell you if I like the song or not.
The video on the other hand? Amazing. ;-)
(T-minus 42 minutes and counting…)
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